I have less than 3 minutes before I have to go out

The tortoise is being a stroppy teen. The chiropodist who was meant to deal with my hard skin… hasn’t. I am minorly wounded instead. I had a deeply unpleasant experience with my fridge-freezer delivery men last Friday. Project Potty has been abandoned, much to the profound relief of all protagonists. We all love Pampers. Harry’s [...]

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