The Big One

They came. They went. The house survived. So did our marriage, although it hit an all-time low about an hour before kick-off. My mother, who had done sterling, above-call-of-duty work all day with Harry (who opened his eyes yesterday in an absolute turd of a mood), successfully mediated a reconciliation by nervously proffering coronation chicken sandwiches. Bless her.

Even across three large rooms, we were a bit crowded, as despite the eventual sunshine (FFS!), the breeze on Hairy Farmer Hill was rather too brisk for outdoor partying. Harry spent most of the party alone on his new favourite toy: The Stairs. He has unfortunately sussed the downstairs geography now, and on Monday I will be buying another baby gate. Like a tiny yet intrepid mountaineer, he clambers industriously from step to step, patting each stair as he reaches it, stopping frequently to grasp and shake the bannisters whilst peering delightedly at how far he has come. The attractions of an inflatable castle and lots of little friends paled in comparison to the opportunity for mighty climbing conquests.

Where is the cake? I hear you cry. Weeell, not my finest hour.

The carriages look ok, but for some reason I panicked and decided that they were too dry without a filling, so I added a chocolate sponge layered embankment at the last minute, and rather spoilt it. Everyone took a carriage home, so I will make him another for tomorrow afternoon. One with, like, his name on. Yep… managed to forget that element first time around! I bought a funky sparkler ‘1’ candle, but I’ve lost it. It’ll turn up in time for his tenth, I expect.

In all, we had a lovely day. I am doing the same again with older friends and family tomorrow, although far lower key.

It is nearly 10.30pm, and a year ago today I was probably just about getting my chops around some lovely gas and air. I’d arrived on the labour ward at 7pm in increasing pain, but with a uterus that disobligingly stayed soft at the top during my contractions, fooling Drs and sensor pads alike. There had been muttering about appendicitis and paracetamol, but when John eventually fetched the staff out of the shift-change meeting at 10pm to tell them I had now taken up moaning residence on the floor, someone put a glove on and had a look the old-fashioned way.

Harry was born blue, with the cord wrapped twice around his neck at 1.18am on the 3rd August. The labour was joyful, in a strange way. My body performed. There was pain, a very short period of agony, then a culmination, and then a great sense of wonder; that was all how childbirth is supposed to be. And then my baby disappeared.

This was taken in his first hour of life, by a nurse with an under-performing camera. The smudging is where I later spilt water on the polaroid whilst trying to juggle a breast pump, the photos, and a glass of water. God alone knows why I was looking at these whilst pumping, they only ever made me freeze in fear and sob endlessly. His eye is open a tiny bit, and I was so mortally upset and afraid that he was in pain.

One year on, and I cannot say that I am over the appalling trauma of his birth and first few days of life. The distress still floats to the surface extremely easily, along with stomach-twisting flashbacks. I actually feel that I will never fully recover from his arrival.

But dear God, it’s worth it. And I shouldn’t complain. I would have died for my wonderful, precious son then, and I would a million times over now.

Happy Birthday, Harry!

Mummy loves you.


7 Responses

  1. First of all, happy birthday to Harry! That cake is amazing, and I cannot believe you have found fault with it. Seriously?

    I am endlessly pleased with my body for the pregnancy and birthing process, even if it did expel the occupant a month early. However, I don’t think the negativity I have surrounding P’s first week will ever lessen.

    Changing the subject back to cakes, I trust we will see this alleged better cake. I can’t even imagine such a thing!

  2. God love you, you’ve done a great job.
    I can’t imagine going through the first few days of his life like that, but you survived and so did he. I’m sure that feeling will never leave you, but he’s luv-ly and adorably oblivious to all of the havoc he wreaks. Happy birthday Harry! You’re a charming little one with a fab Mum.

  3. Happy, happy birthday to the gorgeous wee Harry. And well done to mummy on the effort she put in as well.

    Sorry it was such a terrifying start to parenthood. But you’re clearly very well qualified for doing well at it on the cake front alone.

  4. Very sweet. I think Harry will like this entry when he gets old enough to read.

    I think the cake looks awesome, very much what 1-year-olds enjoy, I’d say.

    At my 1st birthday, there are more pictures of me playing with the bows from the presents than of me playing with actual presents. In fact, my mom said I didn’t open any of the gifts, just took the bow off and stuck it to my face. Sounds like Harry doesn’t need any gifts either, just a go at the stairs. 🙂

    Happy birthday Harry!

  5. Harry the Ultimate Stair-Master, eh?

    And H and I nearly always have to stab each other in the eyes with cake-forks approximately 47 minutes before guest arrive. Ah, marriage.

    The cake! Traincake! Wanna wanna wanna chocolate embankment!

    It’s amazing, the contrast between handsome little Harry peering out between the bannisters, being ONE, and the teeny little scrap all over horrifying tubes he was at birth. Oh, my dear, he’ll never remember it and you’ll never forget. The irony. Big hugs. You did good.

    (Also, appendicitis? Seriously? What in Heaven’s name is wrong with hospitals these days? They all seem to have some kind of community service deal going where they let in at least two morons and a bitch in per department, to keep them off the streets).

  6. Aw. You started off funny as usual and then made me all sniffly at the end. Also, if I could create a cake that nice, I’d be calling myself Martha freakin’ Stewart. I’m glad the party went off nicely enough.

    What a big beautiful boy you have. (And talented! Doing stairs at just one year is no mean feat.) It must have been so very hard to start off in such a scary fashion, but the other commenter is right, he won’t remember a thing of it, and he has thrived beautifully. He has his mama to thank for that–happy birthday to you, too.

    Also, is that you in the photo? Gorgeous, you lucky wench!

  7. I’m feeling all smug because I found five minutes to get online and say hello 🙂

    It’s so nice to be able to see what all my friends inside the computer have been up to whilst I’ve been off swanning in the land of post partum,

    Missed you!


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