Stick People

I drew three stick-people for Harry to colour in. One had trousers, one (in best gender-stereotypical fashion) had a skirt, and the third was half the size of the other two, like so:

I asked him to draw Daddy some Wellie boots, which he did.

I asked him to draw Mummy some gloves, which he did.

I asked him to draw Harry’s eyes, which he did.

Then I got bored and asked him to draw Mummy’s boobies.

He drew them smack bang in the middle of John’s face.

John looked at me questioningly.

‘We… left the door open?’

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13 Responses

  1. Oops…

  2. That’s so funny! Well done H!

  3. snickering here!

  4. Superb! Absolute genius. I award H his cub scout spotter’s badge immediately.x

  5. I was going to say something crude, but I’ll keep it to ‘out of the crayons of babes!’

    🙂

    g

  6. bwahahahaha

  7. HA-HA!
    Fantastic! The kid is brilliant.

  8. LOL!

  9. Ha ha Fantastic!!!

  10. tee hee.

  11. I laughed so hard I spilt my beer. Thanks for that.

  12. ‘Boobies’… ‘Peepers’… an easy auditory confusion.

    You make me laugh.

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